As we eagerly await the release of GTA 6 this year, let’s take a moment to revisit some of the most hilarious quotes from every GTA game. Many of these quotes have become legendary, inspiring countless memes. They remind us of the struggles we faced while trying to complete missions, offering a unique perspective on the world and making us reflect. But most importantly, they’re so hilarious that they still bring back some of the best memories, even after all these years.
So buckle up and get ready to relive some of the greatest moments!
1. “All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!” – Big Smoke, GTA SA
This line from Big Smoke became a meme due to its frustration-inducing mission where we all failed massively. It’s now a symbol of struggles everywhere.
2. “War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.” – Niko Bellic, GTA IV
Niko Bellic’s reflection on war captures GTA IV’s darker and more introspective tone, emphasizing the consequences of violence.
3. “You ever get the feeling you’re being watched?” – NPC, GTA SA
A hilarious quote from NPCs’ giving odd self-awareness vibes and often catching players off guard.
4. “You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of ’em.” – Michael, GTA V
This line from Michael in GTA V’s prologue symbolize a complex narrative of crime and regret.
5. “What did you expect? It’s America!” – CJ, GTA SA
CJ is well known for his sarcasm, this quote is perfect example how GTA portrays American culture.
6. “I’m rich, I’m miserable. I’m pretty average for this town.” – Michael, GTA V
Michael’s line perfectly embodies GTA V’s critique of the shallow pursuit of wealth and status in Los Santos.
7. “I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin’ second and fate shovels shit in my face.” – Tommy Vercetti, GTA Vice City
Tommy Vercetti’s line resonates with all of us as a reflection of life’s unpredictability.
8. “Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.” – Michael, GTA V
Michael’s line kicks off GTA V with a tone of midlife crisis.
9. “I’m sorry. I just get so angry sometimes.” – Trevor, GTA V
Trevor’s rare moment of self-awareness. It definitely adds depth to his chaotic personality.
10. “You can’t trust anyone in this town. You know that.” – Michael, GTA V
This highlights the distrust and betrayal in the criminal underworld of Los Santos.
11. “I don’t have a plan. I just know that I want to kill this guy.” – Niko, GTA IV
Niko’s raw honesty underscores his focus on revenge – a recurring theme in GTA IV.
12. “I’m getting too old for this nonsense.” – Michael, GTA V
A relatable statement from Michael resonates with anyone feeling worn down by life.
13. “For every cop, there’s a hundred criminals. It’s just about knowing where to look.” – Huang Lee, GTA Chinatown Wars
Huang Lee’s pragmatism highlights GTA’s moral ambiguity.
14. “I might not be the American dream, but I’m the American reality.” – Gay Tony, GTA IV
Gay Tony sums up the reality of the American dream, aligning with GTA’s satirical tone.
15. “Remember, heroes get killed.” – Trevor, GTA V
A classic Trevor’s cynical worldview. It reflects the danger of heroism in GTA’s universe.
16. “Ever heard of ‘honesty is the best policy’? Me neither.” – Ron, GTA V
Ron’s line adds humor to GTA’s critique of dishonesty.
17. “If I’ve learned anything, it’s that life is just one long mystery.” – Lamar, GTA V
Lamar’s refreshing perspective on life.
18. “Man, I know you are blind, but you got to see this.” – CJ, GTA SA
CJ’s humor makes light of serious situations.
19. “I am blind, Carl, not stupid.” – Woozie, GTA SA
Wu Zi Mu’s sharp comebacks make him a memorable character in San Andreas.
20. “I never claimed to be an angel. But if you saw Trevor, you’d swear I am one.” – Michael, GTA V
This line contrasts Trevor’s chaos with the rest of the cast’s comparatively mild antics.
21. “I smoke ‘cause it gives me knowledge.” – NPC, GTA SA
This NPC’s absurd justification for smoking became a running joke among fans.
- “Knife after dark. Rated R for Retarded.” – Radio advertisement, GTA Vice City
This line appears in a parody radio advertisement for a fictional slasher film, mocking the over-the-top and absurd nature of 1980s horror movie marketing.
20. “Where is Barbara with the big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?” – Niko Bellic, GTA IV
Just Niko with his unfiltered, boundary-pushing humor.
21. “Woof!” – Chop, GTA V
Not exact quote from Chop but we couldn’t forget him.
22. “Look at me now! You’re dead, and I’m living large.” – Tommy, GTA Vice City
Tommy’s brash confidence encapsulates his rise to power in Vice City.
23. “You ever wonder why we’re here? Nah, me neither.” – NPC, GTA SA
An existential line from San Andreas NPC.
24. “I’ll have two Number 9s, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, two Number 45s, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.” – Big Smoke, GTA SA
Big Smoke places this elaborate fast-food order during a mission. The scene has become iconic and is still widely used as a meme.
25. “You picked the wrong house, fool!” – Big Smoke, GTA SA
Another classic from Big Smoke. This line kicks off CJ’s homecoming in Los Santos.
26. “You know, I think this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” – Ken, GTA Vice City
A nod to the classic film Casablanca, this line from Ken Rosenberg humorously closes out the chaotic story of Vice City.
27. “Hipsters Love Saying They Hate Hipsters.” – Michael, GTA V
Michael De Santa said this line in one of several heated discussions with Trevor. They were discussing whether Trevor is a hipster or not. What do you think?
28. “Oh, My N-Word!” – Trevor, GTA V
Trevor is one of the most funny characters and says some very questionable stuff at times.
29. “Lady, I’m A God Fearing, Peace Loving Man Of The People!” – CJ, GTA SA
Once again, iconic CJ. This is another line he casually delivers during in-game event, unrelated to any particular mission or storyline.
30. “No, I don’t miss your 10 inch dick. Why? Because you sold my dog for crack!” – NPC, GTA 5
Yet another not very woke thing from NPC. That’s why we love them.
Why These Quotes Resonate
Rockstar has ability to balance humor, drama and relatability. Each quote not only defines the character who says it but also adds unique view. They remind us why Grand Theft Auto isn’t just a game – it’s a storytelling masterpiece. These quotes reflect the franchise’s unique ability to balance outrageousness with meaningful storytelling.
Let’s see what other masterpieces GTA 6 will bring us.
